My first kiss was a kiss of desperation to get some experience. At the ripe age of 15 actually. I had just lost my fantascy gf Susan Hanson because I was too shy to kiss her and the reason was I didn't know how. So determined to learn how to kiss I was at a record playing sucking face party. I spied this girl named debbie. Oh my god she had the biggest sof-*test*-('") looking kissing lips. I figured good target for learning how to kiss right ? Well so I make my move and sit on the couch next to her. She says to me "the last guy I kissed ..well he kissed just like a fish" Geezzzzz I get really nervous now cause I can tell she is critical. But still I am desperate to give this kissing thing a try. So I lock lips!!!!! At that very moment I have this instant brain flash go through my mind of all the kisses I had viewed in the movies and tv. I remember I had observed that the cheeks always appeared to dimple or go in. So I made the fatal assumption that when they were locking lips they were sucking hard... MY GOD I ALMOST SUCKED UP HER TONSILS

Needless to say... she got up and looked at me in discust and left.. Well next kiss I didn't suck like a Kerby or Hoover vacuum

... Kit